I had summink floatin about in my head, and so I thought I'd let it out here. It's an interview with Murdoc and Russel. I could of made it a submission, but eh... Fer all the Gorillaz fans out there!

A female interviewer gets an opportunity...

Interviewer: Would either of you two get married?

Murdoc: Married? Wha, wha, why, ehhhhh, would I? I mean, to not be kind enough to share the awesomeness that is Murdoc Faust Niccals, would be a travesty.
Russel: The trav'sty would be to do it...
Murdoc: What?
Russel: Nuthin', just t'inkin' out loud. Back to yo question though. I dunno, one day man. Jus' not righ' now. Murdoc an'all.
Murdoc: What do I have to do with it?
Russel: I wish yo ass wouldn'.
Murdoc: Huh?

Interviewer: What is your ideal for a marriage partner?

Murdoc: I'd have to say she'd be open minded. VERY, open minded. Mhaw, haw, haw.
Russel: (shudders) Fo me, a fine lady. I have a few ideas....
Murdoc: Someone with a high capacity.
Russel: Whaddyah ,mean high capacity? Don' you mean maintenance?
Murdoc: No, I mean capacity. Like a Westinghouse.
Russel: I'm goin'a rip yo head off, if'n you don' stop goin' on 'bout my weight...
Murdoc: Yeah, yeah, allergy blah, blah. It's just an excuse if you ask me.
Russel: Well I didn', so shut yo mouth, or I'll shut it fo' yah.

Interviewer: What is your favorite piece of clothing?

Murdoc: I have a lovely pair of Cuban heels. Wanna feel the quality?
Russel: I recommend you don'. Fo me it's a good pair of comfortable sneakers.
Murdoc: Don' what?
Russel: Feel the quality.
Murdoc: No thanks, I've just eaten.

Interviewer: What is your favorite pickup line?

Murdoc: I have a lovely pair of Cuban heels. Wanna feel the quality? Heh, heh.
Russel: You really t'ink yo ass is all dat, donchu?
Murdoc: Well yes. It's about time you noticed.
Russel: Huh?

Interviewer: Is it successful?

Murdoc: Is what successful?
Russel: Dat pickup line o' yours. You bin gettin' in 2D's stash?
Murdoc: Shudduuup. Never fails. Of course it helps to be as charismatic and powerful as me. Lets just say, if yer not me, don't bother.
Russel: Charismatic an' powerful my ass.
Murdoc: I could say a lot of things about yer arse...
Russel: I dare yah. (Stands and places one huge meaty fist just inches from Murdoc's crumpled nose.)
Murdoc: Well if yer gunna be a baby about it.

Interviewer: White or regular chocolate?

Murdoc: I don't give a crap. So long as it has been soaked in summink alcoholic.
Russel: Dark o'course.

Interviewer: Do you prefer sunny or rainy days?

Murdoc: Rainy. I love a good thunderstorm.
Russel: Sunny.
Murdoc: Well yeah, gotta keep up the tan, right?
Russel: I hate you.
Murdoc: Feelin's mutual jumbo.

Interviewer: If you could go back in time, what, if anything would you change?

Murdoc: I've thought about it a few times, buh, buh, but noooo. No regrets.
Russel: I'd ah thrown tha green cracker out the shop.
Murdoc: The what?
Russel: You!
Murdoc: Oh, right...... Heeeey! If it weren't fer me, you'd still be there. Not to mention possessed.
Russel: I know.
Murdoc: Ahhh. Ungrateful swine.

Interviewer: Do you keep a diary, and if so, do you write i it every day?

Murdoc: Does a little black book count? Heh, heh.
Russel: You write in a little black book every day?
Murdoc: Yes, don't you?
Russel: Well, I can' complain.
Murdoc: They should, to the shippin' authority.
Russel: Gettin' back! No, yah can' keep summin' like that wit' him around.
Murdoc: Yeah, it's just a pity you didn' mention that to the dullard.
Russel: You sold his on Ebay, didn' you?
Murdoc: Yes, and I was quite surprised there were a lot of desperate people out there. I mean, It was only two pages long, and one of em was a shoppin' list.
Russel: A shoppin' list?
Murdoc: Yes, he needed butter and laundry powder.

Interviewer: Thank you. It's been a pleasure.

Murdoc: Not yet, but we can fix that. (Stands up and takes her hand in his, walking her quickly to his wagon.)
Russel: I hope you've been vaccinated?
Murdoc: Who me?
Russel: (Rolls his eyes and leaves.)


And with that done, and all the favin' I've done. I bid you adieu fer now