stolen from, the delightful

1) Full Name:
Damien Cross.

2) Male/Female:
*shoves hand down pants.* male.

3) Were you named after anyone?
err?

4) Does your name mean anything?
probably, but i'm gunna go with. demonic male force, with a penchant fer mayhem... and copious amounts of booze. ooooooo, seductive. *hugs self.*

5) Nick Name(s):
Dee, Dames, Spyder, Spy, Spidey, Hey you!

6) Who do you think you look like:
that guy, you know, the one with the feet.

7) Date Of Birth:
Oct 26, 1983

8) Place of Birth and Current Location:
Earth, third planet from the sun.

9) Nationality:
alive.

10) Astrology Sign:
Scorpio.

11) Chinese Astrology Sign:
Dog. wuff, wuff.

12) Religion:
Satanist.

13) What's your favorite smell?
Bourbon.

14) Political Position?
on the floor, with me arse in the air. just like everyone else.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Scotch.

16) Hair + Eye color:
hair: black, with a blue fringe.
eyes: blue/ grey.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
nope, lucky fer them.

18) What do you look like?
three arseholes, in a hat, ugly.

19) Any unusual talents?
not on the first date, cheeky.

20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?
he doth swing ta the right, cap'n.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or other?
bi.

22) What do you do for a living?
annoy others.

23) What do you do for fun?
break things.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
screw driver, crow bar, chains, whips.... err. wot woz the question?

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
rubber! mmmmmmmm latex.

26) Have you met your grandparents?
yep, bad move that woz an'all.

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend:
single, naked, and carefree. w00t!

28) Crush:
nutz. eww, painful.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Murdoc, you lovely cartoon man, of pure evil you.

30) Current worries?
that if i don' go to the toilet, and take a slash right now. i'll do summink wot would be right embarassin.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s):
everybody!

32) Favorite place to be?
under someone female.... err? hi! *slinks off, to hide.*

33) Least favorite place to be?
under a bus.

34) Do you burn or tan?
depends on how long, i plan ta stay in the oven.

35) Ever break a bone?
almost all of em.

36) What is your favorite cereal?
i eat food? coco pops.

37) Person you cry with:
meself... but only when it rains.

38) Do You Have...Any sisters:
no.

39) Any brothers:
one.

40) Any pets:
yes

41) An Illness:
pudding!

42) A Pager:
who?

43) A Personal phone line:
small island off the coast of Madagasca.

44) A Cell phone:
Thursday.

45) A visible birthmark:
i am a visible birthmark.

46) A Pool or hot tub:
oneth, hoteth tubeth.

47) A Car:
Peru!

Describe Your...
48) Personality:
insane.

49) Driving:
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! yeah, i'd say that sums it up.

50) Your clothing style:
black.

51) Room:
box shaped, with bits in.

52) What's missing:
stuff i'll probably find, down the back of the lounge.

53) School:
a different kind of box shape, with other kinds of bits in.

54) Bed?
maybe laterz.

55) Relationship with your parent(s):


56) Do you believe in yourself:
i'm learnin to, slowly. very veeeery, slowly.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
love no, lust? absolutely.

58) Consider yourself a good listener:
err? no, probably have ADD. BUNNIES!

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?:
no.

60) Get Along with your parents:


61) Save your e-mail conversations?:
never. i have e-mail? *runs off to check.*

62) Pray:
it buuuuuuurns! only jokin.

63) Believe in reincarnation:
i woz a kangaroo in a past life.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
is that an order?

65) Like to talk on the phone:
i try, but i keep fallin off the wall.

66) Like to eat?
when i remember ta.

67) Like to exercise?
only if i gets ta keep, wot i catch.

68) Like to watch sports?
depends on the sport.

69) Sing in the car?
frequently.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
the one i keep fallin in.

71) Dream in color:
ya, i do.

72) Do you have nightmares?
consistently.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal:
used to, his name is Steve.

74) Right next to you:
is a wall.

75) On your favorite coffee cup?:
Skull 'n crossbones. yargh!

76) On your mouse pad?:
i no have mouse pad. it dieded.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?:
don' chew gum, thanky.

78) Your brand of deodorant?:
Lynx.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:
.............. who the fuck would marry me?

80) Your dream husband/wife:


81) Hiding in your closet?:
BOO!

82) Under your bed:
eep!

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?:
Steve.

84) Your bad time of the day:
mornin's. don' do mornin's.

85) Your worst fear(s):
the Osmonds.

86) What's the weather like:
crappy.

87) Your favorite time of year?:
winter.

88) Your favorite holiday?:
i'm on permanent holiday.... err? nexteth.

89) A material weakness?:
leather.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like:
ice cream and melted cheese. yum.

91) At the top of your "to-do list"?:
errr? i think we'll skip that one... it's... yeah.

92) The hardest thing about growing up:
realizin, it just gets harder, from here on in. noooo, not that.

93) A pet peeve?:
stoopid people, wot drive.

94) Your scariest moment:
wakin up.

95) Your attitude about love?
it hurts. and not in that nice way i like, either.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?
fell down the driveway. if ya saw me driveway, you'd understand that.

97) The worst feeling in the world:
confusion.

98) The best feeling in the world?
triumph.

99) Who sent this to you:
I thieved it, so ner.

100) 6 people you tag:
MONKEYS! *runs away.*